FRESH SLOP / BATCH 001

SLOPPAD

EVERY LAUNCHPAD. ALL AT ONCE.

One robot. Too many launchpads. Rockets, frogs and bad ideas, thrown up into the same green pile. Make another. It can always get worse.

ENTER THE PILE MAKE IT WORSE

A red robot throwing up a chaotic heap of frogs, rockets, trading screens and fluorescent green slime

✳ NO QUALITY CONTROL

INSPECT THE DAMAGE

SERVED QUESTIONABLY ✳

BAD IDEA MACHINE

Make it worse.

The robot has another terrible launchpad pitch. Random concepts, prepared artwork and banner copy. Code and full project launch plans are coming soon.

Random picks. One every 1.5 seconds.

Included

Logo artwork

Included

Banner copy

Coming soon Premium

Code + launch plan

RANDOM GENERATIONPARODY ONLY

Bottoms Buying Dips

$BTM

We buy every dip. We never top.

A launchpad where every project bottoms out at least once before launch, ceremonially. Liquidity is always entered, never the top.

Inside this mess

Cringe98%

Artwork ready100%

Banner copy ready100%

CRINGE LEVEL: 9.8 / 10
FICTIONAL RAISE: $69,000
TARGET AUDIENCE: degens who know exactly what they are

RED FLAGS

Chart pattern recognized by shape, not candles
Community describes corrections as 'versatility'

SLOP PAD / ARCHIVE 001MARKET OBSERVATION SNAPSHOT

LEFTOVERS / REAL MARKET RECEIPTS

THE LAUNCHPAD
THROWUP.

All that noise.
Here are the numbers.

Before another terrible idea launches, inspect the leftovers. These are token prices and declines from recorded all-time highs, with timestamps and sources.

SAVED SNAPSHOT · NOT LIVE

01FIRST IN LINE
Pons
$PONS · ROBINHOOD
ALL-TIME HIGH$0.971034
SNAPSHOT PRICE$0.517699
FROM ATH−46.7%
2026-10-02 / 14:47:30 UTCCOINGECKO SNAPSHOT · NOT LIVE
PROJECT PRICE SOURCE
CA / 1 NETWORK
- ROBINHOOD0x39dbed3a2bd333467115de45665cc57f813c4571
  EXPLORER IDENTITY SOURCE
COINGECKO-LISTED CONTRACTS · CHECKED 02 OCT 2026. Prices aggregate the token's markets across networks.
02
Bankr
$BNKR · BASE
ALL-TIME HIGH$0.00120094
SNAPSHOT PRICE$0.00042589
FROM ATH−64.5%
2026-10-02 / 14:47:30 UTCCOINGECKO SNAPSHOT · NOT LIVE
PROJECT PRICE SOURCE
CA / 2 NETWORKS
- BASE0x22af33fe49fd1fa80c7149773dde5890d3c76f3b
  EXPLORER IDENTITY SOURCE
- ROBINHOOD0x178e54df3d091ee4d0b2534742ef9e3692b76526
  EXPLORER IDENTITY SOURCE
COINGECKO-LISTED CONTRACTS · CHECKED 02 OCT 2026. Prices aggregate the token's markets across networks.
03
Virtuals Protocol
$VIRTUAL · BASE
ALL-TIME HIGH$5.07
SNAPSHOT PRICE$0.817882
FROM ATH−83.9%
2026-10-02 / 14:47:30 UTCCOINGECKO SNAPSHOT · NOT LIVE
PROJECT PRICE SOURCE
CA / 4 NETWORKS
- BASE0x0b3e328455c4059eeb9e3f84b5543f74e24e7e1b
  EXPLORER IDENTITY SOURCE
- ETHEREUM0x44ff8620b8ca30902395a7bd3f2407e1a091bf73
  EXPLORER IDENTITY SOURCE
- SOLANA3iQL8BFS2vE7mww4ehAqQHAsbmRNCrPxizWAT2Zfyr9y
  EXPLORER IDENTITY SOURCE
- ROBINHOOD0xc6911796042b15d7fa4f6cde69e245ddcd3d9c31
  EXPLORER IDENTITY SOURCE
COINGECKO-LISTED CONTRACTS · CHECKED 02 OCT 2026. Prices aggregate the token's markets across networks.
01 OCT 2026 RECEIPT
ATH $5.07 · PRICE $0.7878 · −84.5%ORIGINAL SOURCE BASE / 0x0b3e…e7E1b
04
Clanker
$CLANKER · BASE
ALL-TIME HIGH$142.84
SNAPSHOT PRICE$14.32
FROM ATH−90.0%
2026-10-02 / 14:47:30 UTCCOINGECKO SNAPSHOT · NOT LIVE
PROJECT PRICE SOURCE
CA / 1 NETWORK
- BASE0x1bc0c42215582d5a085795f4badbac3ff36d1bcb
  EXPLORER IDENTITY SOURCE
COINGECKO-LISTED CONTRACTS · CHECKED 02 OCT 2026. Prices aggregate the token's markets across networks.
01 OCT 2026 RECEIPT
ATH $142.84 · PRICE $14.04 · −90.2%ORIGINAL SOURCE BASE / 0x1bc0…d1Bcb
05
The Arena
$ARENA · AVALANCHE
ALL-TIME HIGH$0.02660259
SNAPSHOT PRICE$0.00092721
FROM ATH−96.5%
2026-10-02 / 14:47:30 UTCCOINGECKO SNAPSHOT · NOT LIVE
PROJECT PRICE SOURCE
CA / 2 NETWORKS
- AVALANCHE0xb8d7710f7d8349a506b75dd184f05777c82dad0c
  EXPLORER IDENTITY SOURCE
- ROBINHOOD0x50832d74a7160e2f7d361f5e678e107d228b9aa6
  EXPLORER IDENTITY SOURCE
COINGECKO-LISTED CONTRACTS · CHECKED 02 OCT 2026. Prices aggregate the token's markets across networks.
06
Polkastarter
$POLS · ETHEREUM
ALL-TIME HIGH$7.51
SNAPSHOT PRICE$0.065913
FROM ATH−99.1%
2026-10-02 / 14:47:30 UTCCOINGECKO SNAPSHOT · NOT LIVE
PROJECT PRICE SOURCE
CA / 3 NETWORKS
- ETHEREUM0x83e6f1e41cdd28eaceb20cb649155049fac3d5aa
  EXPLORER IDENTITY SOURCE
- BASE0x02f8464da016de80ab36a7aee21ecfb304cb166d
  EXPLORER IDENTITY SOURCE
- BNB CHAIN0x7e624fa0e1c4abfd309cc15719b7e2580887f570
  EXPLORER IDENTITY SOURCE
COINGECKO-LISTED CONTRACTS · CHECKED 02 OCT 2026. Prices aggregate the token's markets across networks.
01 OCT 2026 RECEIPT
ATH $7.51 · PRICE $0.07693 · −99.0%ORIGINAL SOURCE ETHEREUM / 0x83e6…3D5Aa
07
Believe
$BELIEVE · SOLANA
ALL-TIME HIGH$0.356908
SNAPSHOT PRICE$0.0011041
FROM ATH−99.7%
2026-10-02 / 14:47:30 UTCCOINGECKO SNAPSHOT · NOT LIVE
PROJECT PRICE SOURCE
CA / 1 NETWORK
- SOLANABLVxek8YMXUQhcKmMvrFTrzh5FXg8ec88Crp6otEaCMf
  EXPLORER IDENTITY SOURCE
COINGECKO-LISTED CONTRACTS · CHECKED 02 OCT 2026. Prices aggregate the token's markets across networks.
01 OCT 2026 RECEIPT
ATH $0.3569 · PRICE $0.001091 · −99.7%ORIGINAL SOURCE SOLANA / BLVxek…EaCMf
08
Boop.fun
$BOOP · SOLANA
ALL-TIME HIGH$0.415986
SNAPSHOT PRICE$0.00452033
FROM ATH−98.9%
2026-10-02 / 14:47:30 UTCCOINGECKO SNAPSHOT · NOT LIVE
PROJECT PRICE SOURCE
CA / 2 NETWORKS
- SOLANAboopkpWqe68MSxLqBGogs8ZbUDN4GXaLhFwNP7mpP1i
  EXPLORER IDENTITY SOURCE
- BNB CHAIN0x9a70815dfb644a24b57358e1041f8d0324c8f6e1
  EXPLORER IDENTITY SOURCE
COINGECKO-LISTED CONTRACTS · CHECKED 02 OCT 2026. Prices aggregate the token's markets across networks.
01 OCT 2026 RECEIPT
ATH $0.4160 · PRICE $0.004515 · −98.9%ORIGINAL SOURCE SOLANA / boopkp…mpP1i
09
Pump.fun
$PUMP · SOLANA
ALL-TIME HIGH$0.00881908
SNAPSHOT PRICE$0.00610406
FROM ATH−30.8%
2026-10-02 / 14:47:30 UTCCOINGECKO SNAPSHOT · NOT LIVE
PROJECT PRICE SOURCE
CA / 1 NETWORK
- SOLANApumpCmXqMfrsAkQ5r49WcJnRayYRqmXz6ae8H7H9Dfn
  EXPLORER IDENTITY SOURCE
COINGECKO-LISTED CONTRACTS · CHECKED 02 OCT 2026. Prices aggregate the token's markets across networks.
01 OCT 2026 RECEIPT
ATH $0.008819 · PRICE $0.005613 · −36.4%ORIGINAL SOURCE SOLANA / pumpCm…H9Dfn

Market prices change. Parody puddles do not mean a platform is inactive. Data powered by CoinGecko · Launchpad selection.

Original 6-token snapshot: 01 OCT 2026 · NOT LIVE. Open a dated receipt to inspect the original prices and sources.

WHAT IS THIS MESS? RECIPE / 003

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Every launchpad.
In the same blender.

Rockets, frogs, agents and a whitepaper nobody read. Feed them to one overloaded robot and see what comes back up. That is SLOP PAD. The pitches are fictional. The market receipts below have dates and sources.

THE IDEAS ARE A JOKE. THE MARKET RECEIPTS HAVE SOURCES.

FIELD DESK / THE USEFUL STUFF